Political Incorrectedness

Our Pristine Minister who presides in Ottawa

Honoured be your name

Your promised land come

Your laws be administered in the regions as they are on the hill

And give us our monthly CPP pensions

Fine us and lock us up for our transgressions

As we snitch on those who transgress against our nation

And lead us not to vote for those tree huggers

But deliver us from this evil

For yours is the party, the power, and the prestige

For ever and ever

So be it

My Secret

I have a secret and I'll give it a fling

I just want to tease you and make you distraught

It's not a bad thing if your not too right wing

It makes me so happy and I can't get caught

It lives in my head where it'll be till I'm dead

Sometimes I forget it but it always stays hot

It's full of compassion and not filled with dread

When life seems all futile it sure hits the spot

It could be about politics or religion or love

But to me it's an allegory on how life might be

If elves were for real and two suns shone above

And cake for breakfast was reality

So give it a shot and try out your sleuthing

To cypher my cyberspace for your own perversion

Yes I have a secret so big and so daunting

And I'm not going to tell you what it is