Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Political Incorrectedness

Our Pristine Minister who presides in Ottawa
Honoured be your name
Your promised land come
Your laws be administered in the regions as they are on the hill
And give us our monthly CPP pensions
Fine us and lock us up for our transgressions
As we snitch on those who transgress against our nation
And lead us not to vote for those tree huggers
But deliver us from this evil
For yours is the party, the power, and the prestige
For ever and ever
So be it

Monday, January 27, 2014

My Secret

I have a secret and I'll give it a fling
I just want to tease you and make you distraught
It's not a bad thing if your not too right wing
It makes me so happy and I can't get caught

It lives in my head where it'll be till I'm dead
Sometimes I forget it but it always stays hot
It's full of compassion and not filled with dread
When life seems all futile it sure hits the spot

It could be about politics or religion or love
But to me it's an allegory on how life might be
If elves were for real and two suns shone above
And cake for breakfast was reality

So give it a shot and try out your sleuthing
To cypher my cyberspace for your own perversion
Yes I have a secret so big and so daunting
And I'm not going to tell you what it is