Handy
Randy got caught with your pants down?
Hope
you repented in the divine nick of time
The
devil won't care over which way you venture
You
caused enough heartache in your earthly adventure
Your
cat lost his marbles when they covered your carcass
His
rampage was ample to deflate the mortician
They
called in the exterminator to salvage your shroud
But
claws ripped the screened door to avoid an indictment
We
will miss you our good bud when we're low on our vittles
To
the food bank you'd venture to take in the sermon
Although
preachers turned red faced when you mooned them politely
While
stuffing your undies with all the good treats
Your
rise in your calling was more than exemplary
No
locksmith could thwart your quick use of a hairpin
Though
cops were befuddled when gathering evidence
That
all that went missing was doughnuts and pie
The
eagles are circling to take your freed spirit
The
vultures are eyeing your cheap shoddy casket
Was
all we could gather us vagrant type cadgers
With
a sign on the corner read 'help bury a bro'
Rest
in peace, good bud
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