Yo,
Grizzly's my name, I have no shame
Eat
green cheese for brekky, got no one to blame
Love
Nickleback to bitsies and try gimply to gyrate
Eagerly
awaiting for him and Avril to procreate
Yon
rusty Ford Falcon is way past it's prime
But
it beats being homeless when life turns on the dime
The
loots in the trunk but the tank is bone dry
Just
too lazy to siphon as the days dwindle by
The
ex got the homestead and I got the dog
She
fancied weeds bore hoeing not feed for the hog
My
cup ranneth over as I left with my jeans
The
dog he grew feeble way into his teens
Met
Delilah a new squeeze not out for my money
She
loved my Ford Falcon thought it sweeter than honey
And
tough as a lion she drove it to ruin
Was
not terribly trustworthy but not quite worth shewin'
She
was always a wondrin' what I had in the trunk
The
keys shot I told her, my ex vandaled with spunk
But
mysteries and women they don't get along
And
one day time passing the cops came along
The
ex and Delilah had me somehow involved
In
plowing with heifers and riddles unsolved
That
trunk bore the solution to all of their pride
I
had the cops chuckling when I unlocked it wide
They
drove off ensconcing my secret 'twould heighten
The
ex and Delilah became sisses in hope to enlighten
And
I left that fair countryside in my Ford Falcon pride
As
I tied a torch to the hogs tail and opened the pen wide
Yo,
Grizzly's my name, I have no shame
Eat
green cheese for brekky, got no one to blame
Love
Nickleback to bitsies and try gimply to gyrate
I've
not cut my hair Chad, untrustworthy women still rate
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