Grizzly's my name

Yo, Grizzly's my name, I have no shame

Eat green cheese for brekky, got no one to blame

Love Nickleback to bitsies and try gimply to gyrate

Eagerly awaiting for him and Avril to procreate

Yon rusty Ford Falcon is way past it's prime

But it beats being homeless when life turns on the dime

The loots in the trunk but the tank is bone dry

Just too lazy to siphon as the days dwindle by

The ex got the homestead and I got the dog

She fancied weeds bore hoeing not feed for the hog

My cup ranneth over as I left with my jeans

The dog he grew feeble way into his teens

Met Delilah a new squeeze not out for my money

She loved my Ford Falcon thought it sweeter than honey

And tough as a lion she drove it to ruin

Was not terribly trustworthy but not quite worth shewin'

She was always a wondrin' what I had in the trunk

The keys shot I told her, my ex vandaled with spunk

But mysteries and women they don't get along

And one day time passing the cops came along

The ex and Delilah had me somehow involved

In plowing with heifers and riddles unsolved

That trunk bore the solution to all of their pride

I had the cops chuckling when I unlocked it wide

They drove off ensconcing my secret 'twould heighten

The ex and Delilah became sisses in hope to enlighten

And I left that fair countryside in my Ford Falcon pride

As I tied a torch to the hogs tail and opened the pen wide

Yo, Grizzly's my name, I have no shame

Eat green cheese for brekky, got no one to blame

Love Nickleback to bitsies and try gimply to gyrate

I've not cut my hair Chad, untrustworthy women still rate