The beleaguered greater apes only
remaining hominid species still defying extinction have become
brilliant in their present endeavours to stake off their territorial
boundaries in their elusive search for utopia. Although cannibalism
remains a rather mystical deed, the art of crucifying a few of the
neighbouring clans females and young ones while maintaining a moral
high ground about it all has become a fine science and as long as the
schmucks are not eaten but left to be buried with dignity, all is
roses.
Tunnelling has become a major stumbling
block on a consensus for the path to utopia. For some clans it is
the ultimate goal to tunnel everywhere for through darkness and
claustrophobia is the spirit released, while for other clans these
tunnels pose an immense imposition on the freedom of the spirit.
There is increasing evidence that in the sewer tunnels of some of the
greater enclaves of these shrewdnesses an almost unique species has
evolved who have never seen the light of day, with eyes so white a
simple spark will blind them and raw rat meat is the dessert of the
gods. It is yet unknown whether they have truly gained utopia in
their subterranean paradise as they are extremely illusive but if the
drawings they leave on the walls is any hint, they have gained some
otherworldly understandings.
Harassment of neighbouring clans has
become the all consuming endeavour as actual conquering and
occupation of other territories is just too stressful with the moral
values involved in exterminating entire populations. With whatever
means are handy be it catapulting missiles, insinuating that their
exports are non ethical, or spying on their overrated secrets, it
has become highly fashionable to irritate anyone and everyone as
long as, of course, they do not eat them.
All in all, it is hard to say whether
this continuing war is worth witnessing. The parallel universe on
channel 3.14159... is quite enthralling and those schmucks have no
morals whatsoever to get hung up on.
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