We just ain't happy till we're totally broke

Month's end engenders our establishment cheque

Pays rent and cable and humours the plastic

Kraft dinner No name, oh what the heck

Hamburger helper and cat food fantastic

Our endowment dwindles graciously left and then right

Once a month high rollers, wealthy take fright

Five bucks for lotto, the end now in sight

We just ain't happy till we're totally broke

Laundry an oversight, we'll use the tub

Scrubbing is labour though wringing torment

Run low on stogies? We just skulk on the sub

Down by the airport them rich folk's ferment

Kraft dinner gets boring, chagrin must be relieved

So down to the food bank we beat hasty reprieve

In humble thanksgiving the sermon's perceived

Our monthly paid homage for failings we weave